I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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