mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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