none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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