People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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