Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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