We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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