Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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