just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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