how can u be prego again
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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