spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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