i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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