That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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