google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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