im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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