they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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