I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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