help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
bring money and cleavage
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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