So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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