well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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