dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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