Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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