I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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