why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Found your dick twin last night
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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