i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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