Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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