i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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