I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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