Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.