shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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