He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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