You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Life is so much better after having sex.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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