Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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