Non-Jews are for practice
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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