when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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