I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We don't watch enough power rangers
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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