He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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