with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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