he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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