I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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