Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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