I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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