Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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