I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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