Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Houston, we have a squirter
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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