I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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