I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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