I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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