This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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