There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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