You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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