she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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