How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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