of course. lets lasso hookers.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
did you just send me my own nude
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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