who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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