My friends, they love my intelligence
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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