he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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