so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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