So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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